Monday, June 12, 2006
Monday Lite: Anguish Is Funny
Total fucking unmitigated disaster. I don't even have the energy for the dick jokes.
I'm taking today off. I leave the comment thread for you all to make fun of me.
If that isn't enough to keep you entertained for the day, please consider:
This man regularly bangs supermodels.
If you need me, I will have my head in the oven.
Don't worry, I'm not going to kill myself. I have three kids and it's quiet in there.