Monday, August 14, 2006
Monday Lite: Gyroscop'd!
Amongst what was probably a great deal of fanfare played by a machine capable of synthesizing a trumpet, the next generation of Segway scooters has been unveiled
Combining the aesthetic charm of a old-timey engine-free push lawnmower with the technological whiz-bang of that robot you used to get when you bought a Nintendo in 1986, the Segway people have done it again. Once again, visionaries have spent millions of dollars in research and development to give consumers high-concept, cutting-edge, 21st century options for fracturing their pelvises.
And all for only just over half the price of a small car!
Honestly, why these aren't more popular is a crime. If it's good enough for this fictional person...
...then by gum, it's good enough for me.
Man, I miss that show.
This post on the Narcissus Scale: 4.5